7 Ways to Make Your Grandmother Feel Special

1) Tell her she is better than your other grandmother. Secretly that is all they ever want to hear.

2) Rail against technology and hip-hop music. Agree with her that the world is doomed. Share a tender moment over this thought.

3) Tell her you think she did a much better job raising her child than her child did raising you.

4) Get a second wheelchair and race her down the hallway like in Days of Thunder.

5) Say a lot of hateful things about the other side of your family. She probably despises them. (See #1)

6) Slip her something.

7) Get her face tattooed on your lower back. Underneath it should say, Grandma 193? – 201?

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2 responses to “7 Ways to Make Your Grandmother Feel Special

  1. You’re right on the money about numero uno. ;)

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