1) Tell her she is better than your other grandmother. Secretly that is all they ever want to hear.
2) Rail against technology and hip-hop music. Agree with her that the world is doomed. Share a tender moment over this thought.
3) Tell her you think she did a much better job raising her child than her child did raising you.
4) Get a second wheelchair and race her down the hallway like in Days of Thunder.
5) Say a lot of hateful things about the other side of your family. She probably despises them. (See #1)
6) Slip her something.
7) Get her face tattooed on your lower back. Underneath it should say, Grandma 193? – 201?