1) List of names to assign the imaginary friends of my future children, should they exist.
2) List of maniacal plots involving a time machine.
3) List of toys that can be made from rotten fruit.
4) List of board games that could provide a dramatic backdrop for my suicide.
5) List of friends I will never have whether I get to know them or not.
6) List of body parts that I wish no longer existed.
7) List of natural things that happen in my backyard and are more important than me.
8) List of days on a wall in prison.
9) List of Lists I Would Like To Make (part 2)
10) List of Lists I Will Never Make (parts 1 and 2).