A List of Potential Titles for an Inspirational Self-Help Book I Will Never Get Around To Writing

1) Suicide is Hard Work: Harder Than You Think

2) An Average Life: 75 Years, or About 657, 400 Hours

3) You Are Always Forgetting Something But It Is Okay Because Nothing Matters

4) There Are People Sadder Than You (But Also Much More Happy)

5) You Will Never Own A Ferrari (And It Will Not Make You Happy If You Do)

6) Pain Is Better Than Being Numb (But You Will Never Know)

7) The Internet Has Replaced Your Life (And You Can’t Even Tell)

8) Lies Are Only As True As You Want Them To Be

9) I Lived Through Nothing And Nothing Changed Afterward

10) I Wasted My Time Writing This, But It Is Better Than Some Other Things I Could Have Done

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4 responses to “A List of Potential Titles for an Inspirational Self-Help Book I Will Never Get Around To Writing

  1. wow, i would write 4, 5 & 6 too, but rearrange one half of the words with opposite meanings.

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