List of Things I Wish Raindrops Were Instead of Raindrops: Part 1

1. Fireflies

2. Spitballed Benjamins (or massively spitballed $20’s)

3. Tiny Diamonds That Melt On Your Lips Like Sugar

4. Owl Sperm That Turns Us All Into Owls

5. Counterfeit Roman Coins

6. Chex Mix

7. Something Like Beef From Taco Bell

8. The Kisses of a Strange but Familiar Angel, Shot From The Sky With A Bazooka

9. Red Hots

10. Cheetos, On Fire

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