1. I am one year older than I am actually am.
2. I used to work giving graveyard ghost tours.
3. I like animals.
4. I am allergic to a number of medications, but I don’t know which ones.
5. My feet have been shrinking since I was a teenager.
6. I make an excellent vegan cheese casserole.
7. I care about their political beliefs.
8. I want to be their friend. I want to be their friend. I am capable of being a friend.
9. I have had the same haircut my entire life.
10. I have this weird thing, a “perversion” I guess, where I always have to keep my mouth open and my tongue out when I am going down a waterslide.