List of Things To Steal and Why You Will End Up Stealing Them

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1. A time machine: Because you do not trust this device in anyone else’s hands.

2. A gingerbread man: To create a golem.

3. Your neighbors’ mailboxes: Because you never get any good mail.

4. A steamship: Because you have a time-machine.

5. Great works of art: To see what the world would look like if they never existed. Also, you have a time machine.

6. Groceries: You are hungry.

7. Handguns and assault rifles: Because you do not trust these devices in anyone else’s hands.

8. Land: Because it has historically been the #1 thing to steal.

9. Time: Because I have been stealing yours for almost 50 seconds now.

10. The future: Because it belongs to you.

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2 responses to “List of Things To Steal and Why You Will End Up Stealing Them

  1. Reblogged this on ritchie njoro and commented:
    This is one funny dude

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