1. A time machine: Because you do not trust this device in anyone else’s hands.
2. A gingerbread man: To create a golem.
3. Your neighbors’ mailboxes: Because you never get any good mail.
4. A steamship: Because you have a time-machine.
5. Great works of art: To see what the world would look like if they never existed. Also, you have a time machine.
6. Groceries: You are hungry.
7. Handguns and assault rifles: Because you do not trust these devices in anyone else’s hands.
8. Land: Because it has historically been the #1 thing to steal.
9. Time: Because I have been stealing yours for almost 50 seconds now.
10. The future: Because it belongs to you.