List of Bad Jobs

1. Mining for Kryptonite

2. Building the world’s tallest ladder, one step at a time, as you climb up it

3. Pilot Fish

4. Strategically placing homeless drug addicts around the City to keep people’s hopes down

5. Test piloting your best friend’s homemade airplane

6. Writing lists for attention on the Internet

7. Recruiting child suicide bombers

8. Being a suicide bomber after your are no longer useful as a recruiter

9. Modeling used dentures for Craiglist advertisements

10. Pope (aka: world’s most famous virgin)

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