Self-Portrait (After Internet Poisoning)

 

 

Milky way

 

I took a photograph of myself (a “selfie”) this morning and this is what appeared on the screen when I looked at it.

Although I am smiling in the photograph, my physical appearance has changed in dramatic ways since the last time I looked at myself. It frightens me.

I believe this transformation is a result of Internet usage, but I need to check a few of my profiles, look at old pictures, chat with friends to see what they think, make a list about it, and Tweet it out under a clever hashtag to make sure.

Then I will call a real-life doctor.

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