I took a photograph of myself (a “selfie”) this morning and this is what appeared on the screen when I looked at it.
Although I am smiling in the photograph, my physical appearance has changed in dramatic ways since the last time I looked at myself. It frightens me.
I believe this transformation is a result of Internet usage, but I need to check a few of my profiles, look at old pictures, chat with friends to see what they think, make a list about it, and Tweet it out under a clever hashtag to make sure.
Then I will call a real-life doctor.