1. Plastic Surgery
2. Buy a new necktie (preferably one of those ones with the cartoon naked ladies on the inside fold)
3. Get a tattoo of Ryan Gosling’s face, on your face (this works whether the applicant is male or female)
4. Rent a limousine, or several, as an escort to the location of the interview
5. Wear more make-up than usual (this also works whether the applicant is male or female)
6. Wear shoes
7. Buy a pet and bring it to the interview to demonstrate a record of managerial responsibility
8. Brush teeth, including all members of entourage that will be in attendance
9. Spend all existing funds in bank account
10. Make sure a ride is available (in case the interview goes long and the limos depart without notice)
Timmy Reed 